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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>24, Almost graduated, Computer Scientist. Thespian. Fated to make obvious statements, bad puns, and random rants. Working to interlace work, classes, gaming, Tumblr, and breathing. I’ll let you know how it turns out.</description><title>A fistful of papers.</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @therealdestructables)</generator><link>http://therealdestructables.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>toramorigan:

daksinakke:

funfrom4chan:

So my cat likes...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0c4b262daacee5877c07f889476b51c8/tumblr_mj2fv580hu1s5rsdao1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://toramorigan.tumblr.com/post/46934835470"&gt;toramorigan&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://daksinakke.tumblr.com/post/45444275018/funfrom4chan-so-my-cat-likes-unpacking"&gt;daksinakke&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://funfrom4chan.tumblr.com/post/44426273346/so-my-cat-likes-unpacking"&gt;funfrom4chan&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So my cat likes unpacking..&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;thats the happiest fucking cat ive ever seen&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Aww yiss.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Mother.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Fucking.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Air Pacs.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://therealdestructables.tumblr.com/post/51162208119</link><guid>http://therealdestructables.tumblr.com/post/51162208119</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 13:39:09 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>scumsberg:

On the set of Child’s Play (1988).

Wait.. this...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cc7f0d6b6d0f8e3a53cb8f17acf14262/tumblr_mn8cruy7ns1r5da90o1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/827b5fad8c317361b881e17199c07cdf/tumblr_mn8cruy7ns1r5da90o2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4b44b048377fc6c8a456c5ae14108d1b/tumblr_mn8cruy7ns1r5da90o5_r1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2051e36ca07e7c6f6c750b8814e4cb05/tumblr_mn8cruy7ns1r5da90o6_r1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d78a74f07bca4724777d872495f4082a/tumblr_mn8cruy7ns1r5da90o7_r1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6e4f6c27376485735cb9293ee93837ac/tumblr_mn8cruy7ns1r5da90o8_r1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/273830e218dc254b6cea7fee9d0354ab/tumblr_mn8cruy7ns1r5da90o9_r1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2e46e76b85f0c95381c22449fa28e4a5/tumblr_mn8cruy7ns1r5da90o10_r1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://scumsberg.tumblr.com/post/51127424512/on-the-set-of-childs-play-1988"&gt;scumsberg&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;On the set of Child’s Play (1988).&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Wait.. this looks familiar…&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Looks like the robot from Technologic.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://videos.antville.org/static/videos/images/technologic.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;That makes it even more horrifying, even if they were done by different people.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://therealdestructables.tumblr.com/post/51162109657</link><guid>http://therealdestructables.tumblr.com/post/51162109657</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 13:37:28 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>scumsberg:

On the set of Child’s Play (1988).
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cc7f0d6b6d0f8e3a53cb8f17acf14262/tumblr_mn8cruy7ns1r5da90o1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/827b5fad8c317361b881e17199c07cdf/tumblr_mn8cruy7ns1r5da90o2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4b44b048377fc6c8a456c5ae14108d1b/tumblr_mn8cruy7ns1r5da90o5_r1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2051e36ca07e7c6f6c750b8814e4cb05/tumblr_mn8cruy7ns1r5da90o6_r1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d78a74f07bca4724777d872495f4082a/tumblr_mn8cruy7ns1r5da90o7_r1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6e4f6c27376485735cb9293ee93837ac/tumblr_mn8cruy7ns1r5da90o8_r1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/273830e218dc254b6cea7fee9d0354ab/tumblr_mn8cruy7ns1r5da90o9_r1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2e46e76b85f0c95381c22449fa28e4a5/tumblr_mn8cruy7ns1r5da90o10_r1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://scumsberg.tumblr.com/post/51127424512/on-the-set-of-childs-play-1988"&gt;scumsberg&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;On the set of Child’s Play (1988).&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://therealdestructables.tumblr.com/post/51161935304</link><guid>http://therealdestructables.tumblr.com/post/51161935304</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 13:34:30 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>A good deal of you, honestly. Dozens of fantastic people.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3d0d47c60f3f8b485a708f3cdec6fb6b/tumblr_mn8ix3C3r11s81n07o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;A good deal of you, honestly. Dozens of fantastic people.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://therealdestructables.tumblr.com/post/51161320862</link><guid>http://therealdestructables.tumblr.com/post/51161320862</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 13:23:58 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>thefrogman:

The debate rages on.
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f2a33fe115dde17dd00f34b0bddb7141/tumblr_mn9ciiYviB1qzrlhgo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a41389991be24acbfdd6bc0056fc464b/tumblr_mn9ciiYviB1qzrlhgo2_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thefrogman.me/post/51152068447/the-debate-rages-on"&gt;thefrogman&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The debate rages on.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://therealdestructables.tumblr.com/post/51152811048</link><guid>http://therealdestructables.tumblr.com/post/51152811048</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 10:48:10 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>"We are the generation of nostalgia. We grew up in the age of transition. From hand-written letters..."</title><description>“We are the generation of nostalgia. We grew up in the age of transition. From hand-written letters to electronic mails. From film to digital. We were fascinated by new things, neglecting the way we spend our afternoons. Cupcakes and tea. Play-Doh and Polly Pockets. Young and naive. Technology completely changed the way we waited and we grew up too fast. The simple things in life seems more meaningful now. We grew up in the age of transition and have become the generation of nostalgia.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;p&gt;This is the best/truest thing I’ve read in so long (via &lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thesleepingfawn.tumblr.com/"&gt;thesleepingfawn&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;But this explains the 90s kids&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thebbcisslowlykillingme.tumblr.com/"&gt;thebbcisslowlykillingme&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I want to add something to this, because this expands so far.  We were the last generation to have hope and promises.  We were the last sitcom generation for all intents and purposes, before they became obsolete. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;We believed in Full House.  We sobbed when Topanga left Cory.  We cheered when Harvey showed up to Sabrina’s wedding.  We were TGIF and Snick and first Kids Choice Award and we were proud. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;We had 150 pokemon, eight digidestined, five sailor scouts, and Space Ghost Coast to Coast.  We debated which rangers we were, secretly listened to Hanson, prayed one day Star Search would come back.  We got older and voted on TRL and worshipped at the shrine of the boy bands.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;We didn’t grow up.  We didn’t lose Melissa Joan Hart because she was Clarissa.  Kenan and Kel were our first bromance, even before we knew bromance could be a thing.  Too old for Cheers, too young to appreciate Charmed fully.  We’re Whedonites and Whovians now.  But before all that?  We were Afraid of the Dark, Went on adventures with Pete and Pete.  Bought (or begged for) Sketchers and Tamagochis and Gameboy Originals.  They were status but they were also hope and a promise. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;A promise that was broken far too soon.  Of course we look back.  How could we not?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://courage86.tumblr.com/"&gt;courage86&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://therealdestructables.tumblr.com/post/51152231754</link><guid>http://therealdestructables.tumblr.com/post/51152231754</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 10:36:34 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Tattoos and Other Easy Ways to Ruin Your Body</title><description>&lt;a href="https://karamazov1989.wordpress.com/2013/02/23/tattoos-and-other-easy-ways-to-ruin-your-body/"&gt;Tattoos and Other Easy Ways to Ruin Your Body&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://darkthoughtsbrightdays.tumblr.com/post/51144224310/tattoos-and-other-easy-ways-to-ruin-your-body"&gt;darkthoughtsbrightdays&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://all-about-male-privilege.tumblr.com/post/51143175050/tattoos-and-other-easy-ways-to-ruin-your-body"&gt;all-about-male-privilege&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I saw a link to this on Facebook and I just needed to share. I read through some of the comments as well and I was shocked at the things people were saying.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Ewww, this is so gross.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I think a tattoo on any person can be seen as a symbol of willingness to take a risk. And I think that’s hot, personally. Fuck this guy saying it make women look like whores for having a tattoo. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Ah, and &lt;a href="http://www.smithsonianmag.com/history-archaeology/tattoo.html?c=y&amp;page=1" target="_blank"&gt;here’s&lt;/a&gt; the Smithsonian, breaking that “women with tattoos in ancient times were prostitutes” line all to shit.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And although it has long been assumed that such tattoos were the mark of prostitutes or were meant to protect the women against sexually transmitted diseases, I personally believe that the tattooing of ancient Egyptian women had a therapeutic role and functioned as a permanent form of amulet during the very difficult time of pregnancy and birth. This is supported by the pattern of distribution, largely around the abdomen, on top of the thighs and the breasts, and would also explain the specific types of designs, in particular the net-like distribution of dots applied over the abdomen. During pregnancy, this specific pattern would expand in a protective fashion in the same way bead nets were placed over wrapped mummies to protect them and “keep everything in.” The placing of small figures of the household deity Bes at the tops of their thighs would again suggest the use of tattoos as a means of safeguarding the actual birth, since Bes was the protector of women in labor, and his position at the tops of the thighs a suitable location. This would ultimately explain tattoos as a purely female custom&lt;span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Read more: &lt;a href="http://www.smithsonianmag.com/history-archaeology/tattoo.html#ixzz2U7kp4fSS"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.smithsonianmag.com/history-archaeology/tattoo.html#ixzz2U7kp4fSS"&gt;http://www.smithsonianmag.com/history-archaeology/tattoo.html#ixzz2U7kp4fSS&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br/&gt;Follow us: &lt;a href="http://ec.tynt.com/b/rw?id=cd5NqsI_0r3Qffab7jrHtB&amp;u=SmithsonianMag" target="_blank"&gt;@SmithsonianMag on Twitter&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://therealdestructables.tumblr.com/post/51147704374</link><guid>http://therealdestructables.tumblr.com/post/51147704374</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 08:58:46 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>The "Dont Be a Dick" Public License by Phil Sturgeon</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.dbad-license.org/"&gt;The "Dont Be a Dick" Public License by Phil Sturgeon&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://wilwheaton.tumblr.com/post/51095202105/the-dont-be-a-dick-public-license-by-phil-sturgeon" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;wilwheaton&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;As developers we all want to protect our code from dicks that try to steal, sell, infringe or just generally rip us off. For this we have licenses like GPL, MIT, etc.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Sometimes however, you release a project where you just don’t care what happens to the code. For this Sam Hocevar created the WTFPL which is a brilliant license.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;For those of you who want something in between, try the DBAD license…&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This is awesome.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://therealdestructables.tumblr.com/post/51095465536</link><guid>http://therealdestructables.tumblr.com/post/51095465536</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 16:20:14 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>&amp;#8230;almost done with the first one.

Having to do this in sections to make it easier for faculty.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8230;almost done with the first one.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Having to do this in sections to make it easier for faculty.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://therealdestructables.tumblr.com/post/51093820450</link><guid>http://therealdestructables.tumblr.com/post/51093820450</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 15:58:48 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Let's do a thing: reblog and add your city and country. If it's already there, don't add it again. Let's take a look at tumblr's diversity.</title><description> Dhaka, Bangladesh&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
 Shanghai, China&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
 Pisa, Italy&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
 Longkou, China&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
 Brisbane, Australia&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
 University Place, USA&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
 Salamanca, Spain&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
 Cambridge, England&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
 London, England&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
 Siuntio, Finland&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
 Edinburg, USA&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
 Johannesburg, South Africa&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
São Miguel (Azores) Portugal&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
 Dubai, UAE&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
 Munich, Germany&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
 Goedereede, The Netherlands&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
 Antwerp, Belgium&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
 Zurich, Switzerland&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
 Paris, France&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
 Las Palmas,Spain&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Ponce, Puerto Rico&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Warner Robins, USA&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Pinckneyville, USA&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Edmonton, Canada&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Porto, Portugal&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Ipswich, England&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Rome, Italy&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Dickson, USA&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Vienna, USA&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Philadelphia, USA&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
New York, USA&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Halifax, Canada&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Richmond, USA&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Hendersonville, USA</description><link>http://therealdestructables.tumblr.com/post/51085881488</link><guid>http://therealdestructables.tumblr.com/post/51085881488</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 14:09:43 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>opolla:

tricksterroxylalonde:

ectogasmic:

napoleonbonerhard:

...</title><description>&lt;iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_51076209619" src="http://therealdestructables.tumblr.com/post/51076209619/audio_player_iframe/therealdestructables/tumblr_mjkxg5ADj91qacpac?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Ftherealdestructables%2F51076209619%2Ftumblr_mjkxg5ADj91qacpac" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="169"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://opolla.tumblr.com/post/45800938894/tricksterroxylalonde-ectogasmic"&gt;opolla&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tricksterroxylalonde.tumblr.com/post/45621812852/ectogasmic-napoleonbonerhard-thrift-shop"&gt;tricksterroxylalonde&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ectogasmic.tumblr.com/post/45607850511/napoleonbonerhard-thrift-shop-8bit-x"&gt;ectogasmic&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://napoleonbonerhard.tumblr.com/post/45243332460/thrift-shop-8bit-x-macklemore"&gt;napoleonbonerhard&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;Thrift Shop 8bit&lt;/em&gt; (&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K599QH-92O0"&gt;x&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;br/&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Macklemore&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;dude this sounds like really bad ass boss music holy shit??&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;wow&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="" src="http://media.tumblr.com/f8e321a6dfbfc94bf077f2fef8e8a6a6/tumblr_mjxqh9LYqM1rs4rgso1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;whoops my hand slipped&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Chills.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://therealdestructables.tumblr.com/post/51076209619</link><guid>http://therealdestructables.tumblr.com/post/51076209619</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 11:20:35 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Got 2 reference guides to write today.
I&amp;#8217;m feeling\real confident\ about this.
Putting on...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Got 2 reference guides to write today.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I&amp;#8217;m feeling\real confident\ about this.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Putting on headphones, shutting my door, and locking myself out of most of the internet.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8230;See y&amp;#8217;all in a bit.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://therealdestructables.tumblr.com/post/51076125760</link><guid>http://therealdestructables.tumblr.com/post/51076125760</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 11:19:01 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>kahtiihma:

the fuckING PENCIL SHARPENER ONE 
BRILLIANT THANK...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6f6cc222a096799600da4363f7ba4550/tumblr_mihz93oogF1qckgklo3_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bf7b7be682a481a4aa54264b128b58e3/tumblr_mihz93oogF1qckgklo2_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/08b76f25e2d60dd1b9769a05c77cbf6d/tumblr_mihz93oogF1qckgklo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kahtiihma.tumblr.com/post/43542851808/the-fucking-pencil-sharpener-one-brilliant-thank"&gt;kahtiihma&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;the fuckING PENCIL SHARPENER ONE &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;BRILLIANT THANK YOU&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;My screen is melting from that burn, and I don’t care.
That was brilliant.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://therealdestructables.tumblr.com/post/51075571093</link><guid>http://therealdestructables.tumblr.com/post/51075571093</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 11:08:27 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>I shouldn't have to say this but...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://fromthedeskofdeadpool.tumblr.com/post/51052204363/i-shouldnt-have-to-say-this-but" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;fromthedeskofdeadpool&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;apparently I do.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;If you are being harassed or attacked, report it. Go &lt;a href="http://www.tumblr.com/docs/en/deal_with_spam"&gt;here&lt;/a&gt; , click the “email us” link at the bottom of the page, and report it.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Tumblr is our happy place. Don’t let assholes take that away from you.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://therealdestructables.tumblr.com/post/51071366680</link><guid>http://therealdestructables.tumblr.com/post/51071366680</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 09:44:07 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>buttlid:

kymherz:

ippinka:

Try out a cool way to separate egg...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ccb2d95ac6d4d8cfef4f069c74511cea/tumblr_mn036x7lmU1rpq7fzo4_r1_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1b9ec1aeaab5e0011af0d7209480fa1f/tumblr_mn036x7lmU1rpq7fzo5_r1_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7c31c125acb75a9bdd7fcb0c94dcf988/tumblr_mn036x7lmU1rpq7fzo6_r1_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://buttlid.tumblr.com/post/50947954509/kymherz-ippinka-try-out-a-cool-way-to"&gt;buttlid&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kymherz.tumblr.com/post/50931979698/ippinka-try-out-a-cool-way-to-separate-egg"&gt;kymherz&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tumblr.ippinka.com/post/50767486038/try-out-a-cool-way-to-separate-egg-yolks-from-egg"&gt;ippinka&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Try out a cool way to &lt;a href="http://www.ippinka.com/blog/life-tips-of-the-week-2/"&gt;separate egg yolks from egg whites&lt;/a&gt;!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;this is genius.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;this is actually lifechanging&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;My mind is thoroughly blown.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://therealdestructables.tumblr.com/post/51070939258</link><guid>http://therealdestructables.tumblr.com/post/51070939258</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 09:34:51 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>
BABY DUCK FALLING ASLEEP


Oh, be still my beating heart.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/77c3e6ec4d82317f0de55d22b130be9e/tumblr_mmnwebRWNJ1r785rdo1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/137c3ffa5639e5e0a0d98c3eaf2f7ab2/tumblr_mmnwebRWNJ1r785rdo2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/46c776a1fa99c3e94a057c85c4e1b4a4/tumblr_mmnwebRWNJ1r785rdo3_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a7c6332fb572527dbbc567dcd55dbf2c/tumblr_mmnwebRWNJ1r785rdo4_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;BABY DUCK FALLING ASLEEP&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Oh, be still my beating heart.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://therealdestructables.tumblr.com/post/51070846677</link><guid>http://therealdestructables.tumblr.com/post/51070846677</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 09:32:50 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>"Here is my ugly
my 24 hours without sleep sense of humor
my..."</title><description>“&lt;p&gt;Here is my ugly&lt;br/&gt;
my 24 hours without sleep sense of humor&lt;br/&gt;
my just-finished-the-Lord-of-the-Rings-Trilogy sobbing&lt;br/&gt;
my half-finished sentences&lt;br/&gt;
my unwashed hair&lt;br/&gt;
my bloody cuticles&lt;br/&gt;
my terrible judgement&lt;br/&gt;
my lonely crying&lt;br/&gt;
my day-long hangover&lt;br/&gt;
my short attention span&lt;br/&gt;
my salt in your wounds&lt;br/&gt;
my forgetfulness&lt;br/&gt;
my inability to admit that I’m wrong&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Here is my San Andreas fault&lt;br/&gt;
I am the cities built on top of it&lt;br/&gt;
sometimes there are earthquakes&lt;br/&gt;
sometimes there are quiet rattles&lt;br/&gt;
and sometimes there is nothing&lt;br/&gt;
just the quiet hum of daylight&lt;br/&gt;
kissing you goodbye on your way&lt;br/&gt;
out the door&lt;br/&gt;
I cannot promise &lt;br/&gt;
that this will be easy&lt;br/&gt;
I cannot promise&lt;br/&gt;
that this will be worth it&lt;br/&gt;
but you’ve been warned&lt;br/&gt;
and you’ve chosen to build your home here&lt;br/&gt;
anyway&lt;/p&gt;”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://alonesomes.tumblr.com"&gt;Here is My Ugly&lt;/a&gt; (via &lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://weaverofstars.tumblr.com/"&gt;weaverofstars&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://therealdestructables.tumblr.com/post/51070751696</link><guid>http://therealdestructables.tumblr.com/post/51070751696</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 09:30:44 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>liamdryden:

tondalayo:

foxes enjoying themselves (x)
you’re...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/299f753e4c045c4a16745ede8549f982/tumblr_mmsx1gSEzm1qgufnko1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/eacbc083b595056339efd6bd68db0b14/tumblr_mmsx1gSEzm1qgufnko2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bd3f43ae907130e114b6beb7f0035530/tumblr_mmsx1gSEzm1qgufnko3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8e7d8ff3eef6242e5af68ef10169abd7/tumblr_mmsx1gSEzm1qgufnko8_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8acfacb6794908e675db8fd0312d6550/tumblr_mmsx1gSEzm1qgufnko4_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/91412030aca80209cd4f88fcc7105f26/tumblr_mmsx1gSEzm1qgufnko9_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e434dfb538fafa6a78da78422adc36c5/tumblr_mmsx1gSEzm1qgufnko7_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fe2a55fa691ca6e32611ef29d6c373d6/tumblr_mmsx1gSEzm1qgufnko5_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://liamdryden.tumblr.com/post/51069402749/tondalayo-foxes-enjoying-themselves-x-youre" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;liamdryden&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tondalayo.tumblr.com/post/50434209109/foxes-enjoying-themselves-x-youre-welcome"&gt;tondalayo&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;foxes enjoying themselves (&lt;a href="http://imgur.com/a/OJ49u#0"&gt;x&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;you’re welcome&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;i can’t deal with this&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://therealdestructables.tumblr.com/post/51070633985</link><guid>http://therealdestructables.tumblr.com/post/51070633985</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 09:28:15 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>imagine-dragonlords:

thewayweride:


If you’re lesbian and you fall for a guyFINEIf you’re gay and...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://imagine-dragonlords.tumblr.com/post/50432872509/thewayweride-if-youre-lesbian-and-you-fall"&gt;imagine-dragonlords&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thewayweride.tumblr.com/post/49588642802/if-youre-lesbian-and-you-fall-for-a-guy-fine-if"&gt;thewayweride&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;If you’re lesbian and you fall for a guy&lt;br/&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;FINE&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br/&gt;If you’re gay and you fall for a woman&lt;br/&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;FINE&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br/&gt;If you’re bisexual and you have a preference for girls&lt;br/&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;FINE&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br/&gt;If you’re bisexual and you have a preference for guys&lt;br/&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;FINE&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;If you’re pansexual and have a preference&lt;br/&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;FINE&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br/&gt;What’s not fine is telling someone they can’t love another person because it doesn’t fit into the confinements of a label. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;T H I S&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;If you’re asexual and get attracted to someone somehow. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;FINE. &lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://therealdestructables.tumblr.com/post/51014688162</link><guid>http://therealdestructables.tumblr.com/post/51014688162</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 16:10:46 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>timelord-and-fishcustard:

The colour of this crack changes to a...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1e511f7aa3ee8be5ae1dc5220337c153/tumblr_mm4putae1P1ryc6xlo2_r1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://timelord-and-fishcustard.tumblr.com/post/49367803822/the-colour-of-this-crack-changes-to-a-darker"&gt;timelord-and-fishcustard&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The colour of this crack changes to a darker version of your blog colour.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://therealdestructables.tumblr.com/post/51014670833</link><guid>http://therealdestructables.tumblr.com/post/51014670833</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 16:10:33 -0500</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
